beerfest

lol i got my 12 yr old cousin drunk today and watched beerfest and dane cook on comedy central. he wasn't really drunk. just more or less buzzing. then he told me about how him and his other cousin, his own age, find his dads beers that he leaves out and drinks them when he falls asleep. kids these days!

FUCK THE SYSTEM

It feels sooooooo good to be off probation. Hell ya! What does it really mean though? Not so much. I can legally go to a bar or club again. I can legally consume alcohol again. I can legally leave the city or state without permission again. I don't have to report to any PO again. No more community service. Actaully I never did that in the first place. All I had to do was buy 1600 pounds of food to substitute 200 hrs of service. And I am finally done paying the state of Texas money they don't deserve, pricks! Life is peachy.

Karma

As I was leaving work today there were these two middle aged men teeing off on #4. My boss called me over to him and just sat there watching them for a while. When they got into their cart he turned to me and said “hurry go get the club laying on the ground over there”. It was a brand new Cleveland 56 degree wedge. I asked him if I should turn it in or just keep it. He was like “it’s a nice club, do whatever you want with it cuz they will be coming back in a second to look for it”. He drove off and I threw it in my pickup and drove to where the men were playing. One of them was already on his way back to try and find it. I pulled up next to him and handed it to him out of the window. All he said was “ya, that’s the one”. It still felt good even though if it was me I would have been more grateful. It’s weird how just doing the right thing can make you feel full of yourself. I guess it was still a selfish act on my part for that reason, but it didn't feel like one in the process.

OCD

yeah, it's true. i might be suffering from this terrible disease. it's 2:48 in the morning and this is the third or fourth night back to back with the same girl in my dreams. what is even more to my amazement is that i still have dreams all my ex's. why do they all have to be sexual in nature? fuck it, i'm not complaining. anyway. THIS IS A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is how i remember tonights events. i am at jeremys house but it is unfamiliar to me. i get pissed because him and sarah go into the bathroom together and close the door while i am left to wonder what they are doing. i end up calling our plans off and get someone to come pick me up from there. there was more to that part but i can't recall very much. mainly a sense of disappointment. well, the next part of the dream i find myself performing amazing tee shots at the driving in the jungle. then all of a sudden i am in battle on horsetop with another guy who is trying to knock my head off. luckily i win a and all is peachy because in the end i hit 6 golf balls that land in a magical area that earns me millions of dollars. who the hell writes this stuff? i think i will turn this site into more of a dreamblog to boost my recall and better my chances for more lucid dreaming. being conscious and completely in control of your dreams in very fetching. if i had my choice i think i would rather live in this state of mind. word..................................woke up later in a cold sweat. it sucked real good.